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The Search for the Holy Grail

Question #1. Who played as King Arthur?

John Cleese
Sean Connery
Graham Chapman
No one, this is a trick question.

Question number bigger than 1 smaller than 3. What are the three sacred words?

Fez, Ocelot, and Zidifrid
Nee, Ping, and Neeeewomp
Sex, drugs, and money

Question number C. Which Knight got "trapped" in the Castle Anthrax?

Sir Galahad
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Sir Lancelot
Sir Not-appearing-in-this-film

Question letter 4. What is the air-speed velocity of an unladened swallow?

Too damn slow if you ask me
What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
14 knots

Question. How did Sir Bedimere judge the witch(or is is which, which is it?)?

He examined every part of her body (yes, especially there.)
He threw her over a cliff and called it a day.
Put a feather in his hat and called it macaroni.
He weighed her against a duck.

Question number who cares? Which knight kicked the bride in her chest?

Jackie Chan
John Cleese
Sir Bedimere
Sir Lancelot

I just lost count. The Knights who say "NEE" couldn't hear what word?


Question #8. What scen was mentioned over and over?

scene 20
scene 8
scene 16
scene 24

Question #FEZ. Why didn't the knights go to the round table?

Patsy had eaten it.
It was only a model
It was too silly
Galahad had run away.

Question number the end. What animal guarded the entrance to the cave of death?

a little bunny rabbit
The Black Beast of Aughhhh
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