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The Search for the Holy Grail

Question #0.1. What does the machine that goes ping do?

Goes Ping when an enemy sub gets anywhere near Britain
Goes Ping if the baby is alive
Goes Ping when the mother dies
Goes Ping every hour on the hour.

Question #0.2. The ______ had to sell his children

Fire-eater
Poofdah
Protestant
Catholic

Question #0.3. Ooh you are so _______.

big
white
good
handsome

Question #0.4. In the modern war, what did the captain get?

A new shirt, a tennis racquet, and a book on how to eat sausage.
2 clocks, 1 watch and a cake.
a bullet hole in his chest
fish, and lots of it.

Question #0.5. What game was in the Middle of the Movie?

Bloody death match
Shoot the Shaman
Find the Fish
Flog the Frog

Question #0.6? What conversation did the couple in the dungeon room buy?

Philosophy
Sports
Politics
Eat at Joe's

Question #0.7. What was part 6 B of the movie called?

Death
Education
Live Organ Transplants
The Meaning of Life

Question #0.8. What is the name of "the fat guy"?

Mr. Gumby
George Barnaby Jr.
Mr. Chreosode
Sir Dr. Prof. Lester Jordanson M.D. PhD III with Honors.

Question #0.9. Who was killed by topless women?

I wasn't seeing anything else
John Cleese
Graham Chapman
Michael Palin.

Question #1. What killed all the people at the party?

The Python Addict
The Salmon
boredom
a raving maniac